This might be The Funniest Facebook Status Update Ever that make me laugh.

- My children are quiet. They’ve either figured out how to play together nicely, or have killed each other.
- is going crazy… wanna come?
- I have a theory that the world would be a safer place if everyone were forced to take IQ tests and had to display their results as warnings to the population.
- I wouldn’t need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat.
- You’re probably wondering why I gathered you all here. So am I.
- Does chewing gum lose its flavor on the bed post overnight?
- will be using the all knowing Magic 8 Ball to make all decisions today!
- I sleep better naked…why can’t the flight attendant understand this?
- Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
- A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school clothes
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